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[[Two immature young men are standing in front of a large bin of free condoms in the health centre of their college.]]
Dude One: Dude!
Dude Two: I know, man, that is seriously, like, a BIG NUMBER of condoms.
Dude One: Totally! I've never SEEN so many condoms... uh, at once...
Dude Two: Sure, sure! But yeah, that... wow. Should we take some? I mean, like, we're supposed to... and they're for free.
Dude One: Yeah, I guess... but I dunno, man... you know how you always forget to have one with you when you need one?
Dude Two: Oh yeah... and when you have one you never need it! I totally see where you're going with this. We should let sleeping hot dog skins lie.
Dude One: Yeah. ... heh, I wonder if having a LOT of condoms increases the effect!
Dude Two: Whoa, you mean like some sort of... reverse action?
Dude One: Yeah! We better get out of here before it's too late! There's no telling how far it, like, can...
<<ZAP!>>
[[The first dude has disappeared!]]
Dude Two: Oh no! It's true! I gotta get...
<<ZAP!>>
[[The condoms sit, alone and undisturbed in the health centre.]]