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{{title-text: Serenading the Samovar}}
Rabid: Well how do you make sure the AUTOCLAVE is sterile?
Dr Quickly: Oh, that's easy!
[[Dr Quickly gestures at what seems to be a piano.]]
Dr Quickly: You use a 'double-manual clavier' -- it's a kind of old-fashioned medical piano.
[[Dr Quickly plays the piano.]]
Dr Quickly: Don't listen to it too closely, or we'll have to restock your intestinal flora!
Rabid: Oh...
[[Rabish arrives, beside the large brass "autoclave".]]
Rabish: Why are you two serenading my samovar?!
{{title-text: Head Dread}}
Dr Quickly: Where is my hat?
Dr Quickly: I looked in the vat...
Dr Quickly: ... and the cave full of bats...
Dr Quickly: (I even checked inside the stomach of my neighbour's cat!)
The Neighbour's Cat: meow...
Dr Quickly: Where is it at? Under the mat? Alas, no.
Dr Quickly: I smell a rat -- is it a theft? Oh woe!
Dr Quickly: ... Oh, wait! I don't wear a hat!
Dr Quickly: I wonder why I went through that.