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Securibev and Securibev 2.0

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2005-08-26: Securibev and Securibev 2.0

What an exciting surprise I have for you!

Enjoy an official Dr Ink Desktop Picture Background Thing. It is 1200 by 900 pixels so you should be able to have it look good anywhere, unless you have a widescreen computer in which case you can just strip some pixels off the top. Or squish it, it doesn't look that bad.

And if you don't like that desktop background, you can use this super hi-res Dr Ink image (which is a 24-bit PNG file with a ready-to-go alpha channel) to make your own! Go, make some desktop backgrounds! Report back! I will post ones you make!

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[[Rabid and Rabish are in a convenience store beside the refrigerators. Rabid holds up a can of carbonated drink.]]
Rabid: 'This drink contains security features...'
Rabish: What? Why?

Rabid: Apparently to keep the BRAND IDENTITY protected at a HIGH LEVEL -- no sneaking off to the teats of competitors.

Rabish: How does it taste?
Rabid: Like a filing cabinet! BLECCH!!

[[Rabid has a curious expression on his face.]]

From Inside Rabid: WARNING WARNING PRODUCT DILUTION... DETECTED! ... WARNING... INITIATING CORE BEVERAGE RETRIEVAL!

<<Paf!>>
Rabish: Oh dear!

[[Rabid's body lies shattered and exploded on the ground.]]
Hovering Sphere of Cola: BEVERAGE PURITY AND PERFECTION RENEWED AND VERIFIED 

[[Rabid lies in a hospital bed, reading from a soda pop can.]]
Rabid: "New improved Securibev 2.0... better taste! markedly fewer dilution-recognition errors!"

Rabish: Eh, give it a shot.
<<Glug!>>

Rabish: How's this one?
Rabid: Like... an EMPTY filing cabinet.

From Inside Rabid: DILUTION DETEC... recalibrating... END USER CONSUMPTION ROUTINE INITIATED. Thank you for choosing DR INK, now with SECURIBEV 2.0

Rabish: Phew...
Rabid: No kidding!

Rabid: Oof...
<<BURRRP>>

From Inside Rabid: ERROR... THIS SECURIBEV 2.0 PROTECTED DRINK IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT GAS RELEASE. SECURIBEV 2.0 PROTECTED DRINKS ARE ALWAYS COMFORTABLE.

Dr Ink: Try some... DR INK with new SECURIBEV 2.0... IT'S A BEVERAGE!

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