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Rabid: I am finding it difficult to focus.
Dr Quickly: Figuratively or literally?
Rabid: The former.
Dr Quickly: Well have I got just th'thing for you!
Rabid: Oh?
Dr Quickly: Contact lenses for the soul! I keep them fresh an' warm in this pot of chicken soup.
Dr Quickly: Now, to put them on I first need to trephinate your skull.
Dr Quickly: And this row?
Rabid: M O R A L I T Y
Dr Quickly: Very good!
Rabid: FINALLY A MEASURE OF SPIRITUAL ACUITY!!