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Cannot (goat cheese)

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2006-11-29: Cannot (goat cheese)

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Here is the second of, I guess, three variations on the theme provided by Wulfo. Who, according to... true... is real!

How about that? Maybe YOU are real too, oh reader! Prove it. Enter an idea for a starter panel. YES.

I'm sorry that this one is pretty gross.

Many thanks to studio assistant G.K. for the suggestion of "in mammo" as a more accurate term than "in glando".

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Dr Quickly: I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN!

Foreman: Alright, boys, these goats won't milk themselves!
Workers: Yessir!!
Dr Quickly: HOLD, YOU! YOU, THERE!! You, you guys, there...

Foreman: Whoa. What -- who IS that?
Worker: That's a hell of a costume.
Dr Quickly: YOU LEAVE MY GOATS ALONE THEY'RE FOR AN EXPERIMENT!!

Dr Quickly: Their milk is fermenting "in mammo" to see if they will extrude Delicious Cheese from their teats directly. Just think! The perfect temperature!

Worker: That's AWFUL.
Fat Worker: They're in obvious pain from the milk ROTTING INSIDE THEM!!
Dr Quickly: But -- SCIENCE CHEESE!!

[[Dr Quickly has huge swollen sweaty teats.]]
Dr Quickly: I don't CARE what I told you before! It HURTS and I need to be MILKED RIGHT NOW!!

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