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Rabid: HERE COMES ADVENTURE!!
Director: CUT! You do NOT have a SPEAKING role you INTRUSIVE IRRITANT!!
Rabid: But -- the ADVENTURE! My blood runs bold with it!
Rabish: I like how they made a computer graphics bird fly in front of your face in your one scene.
Rabid: I DO NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL!!
Rabid: In fact what they REALLY did is even WORSE!! They hit me in the face with a MOP they claimed was a "MOTION CAPTURE RIG"!!
Rabid: Then they set me on fire and pushed me down some stairs!
Rabish: What?!
Rabid: They said they would save enough money on effects that way for the computer bird! "Act like a shooting star", they said!!
Rabid: What do you mean, my movie paycheque is NO GOOD?!
Teller: THAT MOVIE WAS AWFUL! THIS CHEQUE IS WORTHLESS!!