Newscasting
2007-03-02
Hm
This took a while and clearly i am not back on track with the "variations" but maybe it's time for a new game to play.
Transcription
Rabid: Those flowers were a romantical gift! Why you eat them!?
Rabish: They contain an INEDIBLE BOMB!!
[[Rabish is exploded in an image projected behind Space Frog who is a news announcer.]]
Space Frog: WE REGRET TO INFORM OUR VIEWERS THAT CONSUMING INEDIBLE BOMBS DOES NOT DEFUSE THEM SEEING AS ONLY THE "INEDIBLE" ASPECT IS NEGATED.
Space Frog: NOW HERE IS DR QUICKLY WITH THE WHETHER
Dr Quickly: Hmm! Yes! Me!!
[[The weather diagram has a high pressure SHAME front.]]
Dr Quickly: Today, WHETHER or not it is sunny, WHETHER or not it rains, you each and all will do something you regret for the rest of your lives.
Noel: You are both fired for making the news so depressing no-one could stand to watch it and so EVERY-one changed channels and now I have to do everything MYSELF!!
Space Frog: NUTS
Dr Quickly: Bah!
[[The title of the news segment Noel is hosting is "SEXY DEATH IN YOUR HOME??"]]
Noel: After a brief word from our sponsors: TOPLESS BEHEADINGS! ARE YOUR TEENS AT RISK!? STAY TUNED FROM FEAR!!
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