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Pet Store (Breeding)

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2007-03-21: Pet Store (Breeding)

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Be careful with your pets! And make sure they eat healthy food.

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Rabid: I'll take two!

Rabid: Come on you little bastards! BREED!!
Animal: whimper
Other Animal: whine
The Author: Notice: Rabid brandishes a salami of reward, not a bludgeon of punishment. Rest easy, dear reader!

Noel: I'm sorry, but "they won't 'do it' with each other" is not covered by the warranty... No sir... No... Have you tried romance? ... Ah... And you're sure they're a breeding pair? ... Oh my.

[[Dr Quickly is coming out of a computer]]
Dr Quickly: This dietary supplement should make them "randy"!!
Rabid: And you're sure it will work?
Dr Quickly: Oh my GOODNESS yes.
Rabid: Eugh!

Rabid: I'M SO SORRY I HAVE TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY!!
<<WHACK! WHACK!>>

[[Rabid is at a sidewalk stand selling "PET ROCK CALVES" for twenty-five cents each.]]
Rabid: Business is booming!
Rabish: So cute!

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