2007-03-21: Pet Store (Breeding)
Be careful with your pets! And make sure they eat healthy food.
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Rabid: I'll take two! Rabid: Come on you little bastards! BREED!! Animal: whimper Other Animal: whine The Author: Notice: Rabid brandishes a salami of reward, not a bludgeon of punishment. Rest easy, dear reader! Noel: I'm sorry, but "they won't 'do it' with each other" is not covered by the warranty... No sir... No... Have you tried romance? ... Ah... And you're sure they're a breeding pair? ... Oh my. [[Dr Quickly is coming out of a computer]] Dr Quickly: This dietary supplement should make them "randy"!! Rabid: And you're sure it will work? Dr Quickly: Oh my GOODNESS yes. Rabid: Eugh! Rabid: I'M SO SORRY I HAVE TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY!! <<WHACK! WHACK!>> [[Rabid is at a sidewalk stand selling "PET ROCK CALVES" for twenty-five cents each.]] Rabid: Business is booming! Rabish: So cute!
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