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[[Rabish is waiting at the corner all dolled up.]]
[[At a HALLO'EEN PARTY]]
Rabish: You would not BELIEVE the hasslin' time I endured waiting for the bus to get me!
Rabid: Well, your costume is of a prostitute-tramp, so what do you expect?
[[At a fresh grave marked "RABID IS NOT DEAD"]]
Rabish: But his costume was a skeleton! WHAT COULD HE EXPECT!!
Cop: Don't bury people alive, you twerp!
[[At a coffee shop.]]
Space Frog: I GOT TIRED OF MY OTHER COSTUME SO I MADE UP MY LOWER LIP TO RESEMBLE A COP
Rabish: It fooled me!
Barista: I wish people would toss their junk and bring the mugs back to the -- WHOA! Someone rubbed a cop all over this one!
Barista: Here's your change!
[[The cop-mug is above a sign that reads: "TIP AND DON'T ROB US -- SAYS OUR MASCOT 'COP MUG'"]]
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Sage is in the box suggested Rabish is standing under a streetlamp, all dressed up like a LADY OF THE NIGHT.
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