Lady of the Evening (Pickle)
2007-04-27
Birthday
This comic is dedicated to my father, turning 2 to the 6 in a matter of days. A fan of preserves and saltings.
"Q: Why does the logo incorporate a mushroom cloud from an atomic bomb explosion?
A: We at the AMS do not want to ignore the terrible consequences of our insane actions and believe being constantly reminded of the worst possible outcome a healthy practice."
-- from the Association of Mad Scientists website FAQ
Transcription
[[Rabish is waiting at the corner all dolled up.]]
[[Daytime Talkshow, an interview with Rabish, Authoress of "Hooker's Life"]]
Rabish: My memoirs have sold so well that people want to pay me to TALK to them! which is actually quite boring...
Host: Hey! If you don't want your appearance fee...
Dr Quickly: By decoding the message hidden in the pagination of her book about being a trollop I have unlocked the SECRET OF LIFE!! It's all about BRINING CORNICHONS!!
Space Frog: I AM A LAWYER REPRESENTING MR MICHAEL DROSNIN WHO IS SUING YOU FOR MAKING THE "BIBLE CODE" SOUND EVEN STUPIDER THATN IT IS ALREADY AW HELL I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU LET'S BREAK OUT THE PICKLES
Dr Quickly: Pickle-time!
<<beep beep>>
Rabid: It has been exactly 500 years since a hand has been raised in anger against a living thing. Let us now celebrate this great anniversary with the traditional light repast of gherkins pate and lox.
Rabish: Yay!
[[L'ENFER / HELL]]
Satan: Ah ha ha! Ils ne savent pas que tous les cornichons m'appartiennent!!
Contributions
Sage is in the box suggested Rabish is standing under a streetlamp, all dressed up like a LADY OF THE NIGHT.
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