Doubting the evidence of their senses
2005-10-04
Scent
Odour absorbents are not very common in household tasks. More common is the "mild nasal anaesthetic", often sold as a odour remover or even a masker. That's kind of scary!
Also entertaining would have been "that's odd, my dinner tastes like mint".
Transcription
Dr. Quickly: Heh heh heh...
Rabid: Uh oh -- what is it you've got there?
Dr Quickly: It is a POWERFUL ODOUR ABSORBENT!!
Rabid: Uh, could you maybe wait until AFTER we're done eating? I'm kind of enjoying this meal.
Dr Quickly: FINE.
The Waiter: Your cheque, sir... AGH!!
<<BANG!!>>
Dr Quickly: HA!!
<<PSHHHH>>
A Female Slug: OH GOLLY THAT FELLOW SHOT THE WAITER!
A Male Slug: Wait! There's no scent of gore or gunpowder! It must be some sort of stage trick.
A Female Slug: Oh... yeah, okay. ... that's weird, my food has no flavour now.
Rabid: You know, if you wanted me to pay, you could have ASKED.
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