Corset (Krill)
2007-07-02
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Another starter panel from Keith: "Dr. Quickly finds an ingenious use for a whalebone corset."
Transcription
[[Dr Quickly does something unexpected with a whalebone corset.]]
Dr Quickly: Ha! Bet you didn't think THAT would work!
[[The corset is around Space Frog's mouth.]]
Dr Quickly: Remember your promise!
Space Frog: ALL I WILL DO WITH MY FAKE BALEEN IS EAT THE VERY DANGEROUS MUTANT KRILL
[[Space Frog is on a killing rampage by the city docks.]]
Space Frog: HA HA I GET TO EAT THEIR BONES AND WALLETS AND WHATEVER ELSE IS NOT FORCED THROUGH MY MOUTH-RIBS
[[Now Space Frog works at FROG BARF COFFEE.]]
Space Frog: OH NO I HAVE REPENTED MY EVIL WAYS AND NOW I MAKE ESPRESSO WITH MY FACE
[[Deep underwater.]]
Dr Quickly: Oh! The dangerous mutant krill, left to their own devices by Space Frog's misbehaviour, have developed a thriving and advanced culture!!
<<beautiful violin music>>
Mutant Krill: Mutant krill live in the sea / Fearing retribution since / Space Frog acted violently / / The boat departed from the quay / Bobbing in the ocean's rinse / Mutant krill live in the sea / / Doctor Q gave his decree / Did it work? We will not mince: / Space Frog acted violently / / Pulping innocents into debris / What could we do but wince? / Mutant krill live in the sea / / Coffee drinking bourgeoisie / Think the murderer repents / Space Frog acted violently / / Left alone to some degree / We now reveal a subtle glimpse: / Mutant krill live in the sea / Space Frog acted violently
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Keith Prestwich suggested Dr. Quickly finds an ingenious use for a whalebone corset.
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