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[[Dr Quickly does something unexpected with a whalebone corset.]]
Dr Quickly: Ha! Bet you didn't think THAT would work!
Fire Golem: I FEEL... SO FINE... NO LONGER... ANGRY
Tourist: Apparently that isn't a commemorative statue, it's the rampaging golem itself!!
[[The INTERCOP / FLIC-MONDIAL press conference chamber.]]
Dr Quickly: Criminal intent is allergic to whalebone compression -- no more jails! Complete rehabilitation!!
[[In a nuclear missile silo.]]
Rabid: Well, Noel, you ARE the greatest villain of all time -- but you're wearing a moral compress so I suppose I should trust you.
Noel: Thank you.
[[Peering out of the vault, Noel watches the atomic fire scorch the earth.]]
Noel: FOOLS! MY FASHIONABLE EVIL WINS AGAIN!!
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Keith Prestwich suggested Dr. Quickly finds an ingenious use for a whalebone corset.
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