Demoted (Heat)
2007-07-09
Weather or not!!! HA HA
This is another Summer of Keith suggestion: "An army officer is demoted for ambiguous reasons"
I like it!
It really is way too hot today. I could hardly drink my coffee.
Transcription
Dr Quickly: You are hereby demoted because of, uh, reasons!!
Rabid: Say WHAT?!
[[Rabid puts on a disgusting mask.]]
Rabid: Is it because of my sexual deviance?
Dr Quickly: Nope! We are all pretty kinky here!
Rabid: Is it because of my slack laziness?
Dr Quickly: Nope! Laziness is a virtue!
Rabid: Is it because of that time I drove a tank into your gut?
Dr Quickly: Nope -- it relieved a gas!
[[Rabid imagines the scene...]]
Dr Quickly: UFF
Rabid: Is it because it is so hot out you cannot think correctly?
Dr Quickly: Quite possibly!!
[[Meanwhile, my charred corpse, at my desk, trying to draw a comic, is labelled "TRUE STORY!!"]]
[[In the Arctic, with the Aurora in the background.]]
Dr Quickly: I now promote you to ULTRA CHIEFTAN for relocating us to a more pleasant environment.
Rabid: Hurrah!
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