Demoted (Trials)
2007-07-11
The dizzy
I blame the lack of interesting backgrounds in today's comic on my inexplicable dizziness. Fun fact: today's comic is based on a true story!
Transcription
Dr Quickly: You are hereby demoted because of, uh, reasons!!
Rabid: Say WHAT?!
Rabid: I have never been to meet with a lawyer before so I am quite nervous.
Giant Owl: Fear not! Your initiation will now begin -- ONWARD TO THE CAVES!!
Giant Owl: FIRST, the trial of EARTH which is to EAT SOME POTATOES
Rabid: I fry them into a hash!
Giant Owl: SUCCESS!!
Giant Owl: THE SECOND AND THIRD TRIALS which are of FIRE AND WATER have recently been combined into a DISTURBING PRIVATION -- is your mind strong enough to survive a RELAXING HOT BATH?!
Rabid: Seeing a lawyer is fun!
Giant Owl: THE FINAL TRIAL: AIR!! Can you BURP THE ALPHABET?
Rabid: Sure! ARRUP... BARRUP...
Giant Owl: Okay. Okay! You don't have to, I believe you.
Giant Owl: Congratulations! You are now a first degree lawyer and your reward for passing our initiation is we hanged your adversary!
Rabid: When I asked if I had legal recourse this is not what I had in mind!!
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Keith Prestwich suggested An army officer is demoted for ambiguous reasons
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