Demoted (Medal)
2007-07-13
Sketchy
I don't know maybe I should go back to pen and ink? I've been using my fountain pen lately.
Uh, ONE OF my fountain PENS. I'm a nerrrrrrd.
Transcription
Dr Quickly: You are hereby demoted because of, uh, reasons!!
Rabid: Say WHAT?!
Rabid: I was so good at carrying around mackerel! You know, ammo boxes. Now I'm stuck peeling potatoes with soap!!
<<SCRUB SCRUB>>
Rabish: Mackerel? Don't you mean materiel?
Dr Quickly: PINNED DOWN BY ENEMY BIRDS!! WHERE IS THAT TWIT WITH THE BOX OF FISH?! I NEED A DISTRACTION!!
[[Some monsters are reading MONSTER MEDAL OF HONOUR CITATIONS REFERENCE VOL 3]]
Reader: Ooh, "Colonel Quickly" got the Monster Medal of Honour for dressing up as a fish to divert evil birds from his squadmates.
Friend: I told you they were good reads!
Reader: Ha ha this guy "Rankless Rabid" got the Medal of Lameness for throwing himself onto a potato he had mistaken for a hand grenade, mortally wounding himself with a bruised tummy.
Friend: "Medal of Lameness?"
[[An archival grainy photograph...]]
Admiral Space Frog: WOW KILLED BY A POTATO SERIOUSLY WE HAVE TO DISCOURAGE SUCH INANITY SO HE WILL RECEIVE A SPECIAL SHAME REWARD THUS I DO DECREE
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Keith Prestwich suggested An army officer is demoted for ambiguous reasons
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