Tin (Soup)
2007-07-16
More Keith
This one is also from keith because we are having a keith party: "Rabish is confounded by an unlabelled tin."
See, there was so much soup that it made the planet heavier and it got closer to the sun and the sun boiled the soup.
Transcription
Rabish: The label is long gone so how do I know it's safe to OPEN let alone EAT?
Rabish: Well, here goes...
<<PSHH>>
Rabid: I'm quite sure this is the address to which Rabish instructed us for attending her dinner party!
Dr Quickly: Then why, instead of a dinner-party-able building is there a lakelet geysered with broth?
<<FSHHH>>
Rabish: Hello boys! Dinner will be a bit late because I seem to have unwittingly opened a bottomless can of chicken soup!!
Dr Quickly: Sheesh!
Rabid: Dang!
[[On a whaling vessel.]]
Bookworm: Apparently our ancestors lived on dry land -- which was plentiful! -- and fished on seas of BRINE.
Bookworm's Companion: Brine? Not soup? Just salty water? Such an age that must have been, before the Can was Opened.
Harpooneer: Ho! Bookworms! Look lively, the spray of a soup whale's been sighted to port!
Lookout: No -- that's no whale's blow... the broth boils! THE END IS UPON US!!
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Keith Prestwich suggested Rabish is confounded by an unlabelled tin.
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