Tin (Cram)
2007-07-18
Progress
Trying something a bit new, the lettering. Good old Optima! I love serifless romans.
Keith gave us the starter panel, of course.
Something notable you might not realize is that the transcriptions archive is now up to date, and properly searchable again. Enjoy!
Transcription
Rabish: The label is long gone so how do I know it's safe to OPEN let alone EAT?
[[In the control room of the Yottatron.]]
Dr Quickly: Okay the super-accelerated electrons should be smashing into the mystery container any second now! The ionized cloud that remains will identify the contents of the tin.
Rabish: You've told me how it works like fifteen times.
<<CAN!>>
Ancient: Half a continent obliterated in an instant -- truly a monument to the folly of science!
Youth: What's inside it?
Ancient: DO NOT ASK SUCH QUESTIONS!!
Dr Quickly: What on earth has happened?
Rabish: Get your foot out of my face! Gah! It's cramped!
Dr Quickly: We must have performed a TEMPORARY SPATIAL INVERSION resulting in our being trapped in the can! Now, how best to reverse the effects... hm...
Dr Quickly: Ah -- oops. Probably not the BEST way to reverse the effect...
Rabish: WITH MY LAST BREATH I CURSE YOUUUUUUU
Contributions
Keith Prestwich suggested Rabish is confounded by an unlabelled tin.
Site News
Another redesign. I've clearly got a lot of free time.

