Rabish: The label's gone so how do I know it's safe to open let alone eat?
Rabid: I think it's either peas, or pork and beans!
Rabot: Really? It looks like corn to me.
Dr Quickly: Have you reached a consensus?
Rabish: Yes, it's a tall can of Armour brand Potted Meat Food Product.
Dr Quickly: You see, little can, our world has no bedrock of absolute truth -- the narratives of choice and intent override our senses when they encounter incompatible input. The ancient term "virtual reality" has become meaningless.
Space Frog: WEARING SUNGLASSES DOESN'T MAKE THE SUN ANY LESS BRIGHT
Dr Quickly: Gah! I seem to have opened a can of worms!
Rabish: Weren't we just sitting in a rose garden?
Rabid: Aw, crap, my email server's down.