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Dr Quickly: I have invented a metronome that beats in reverse!
Rabid: What good is that? It sounds kind of awful...
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Dr Quickly: I don't see why it has to do anything fancy. Can't it just EXIST?!
Rabid: I didn't mean to hurt your feelings!!
[[At a grave marked: RIP DOCTOR GERMAN QUICKLY LAID LOW BY HURT FEELINGS]]
Rabid: I didn't mean to hurt his feelings!!
Rabish: That's unfortunate.
Rabid: Is that my guilt springing a phantom into my mind or do I truly hear the terrible trot of the Doctor's ostensibly still heart everywhere I go?!
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Rabid: Ah-ha! Behind this bricked up wall was a grandfather clock whose escapement is one of Dr Quickly's metronomes! But how did it get here?!
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Terrible Phantom of Dr Quickly: HOW INDEED!!
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