Catamaran (cyphertext)
2007-09-07
Squeamish Ossifrage
The ghost is probably not saying anything sensible.
Transcription
Rabish: Are there any problems with the catamaran that we should know about before we buy it?
Salesmonster: Uh... no?
Rabid: Good thing the lake was recently blessed!!
Ghost: IT BURNS!!
Ghost: Ghosts, being vapourous, evaporate into weighty solids.
Dr Quickly: "Dredged from the deep, a great artist carved me into the form I held in life." Carved from pure poltergranite?! It's sheer madness!! The fools!!
Noel: This is the fourth time your plates have clattered messily to the floor!!
Rabid: We're haunted by a boat!!
Rabish: We're hungry and are not doing this on purpose!!
Noel: GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT YOU LYING SCUMS!!
Rabish: What does the ghost say? How can we appease it?!
Rabid: It says... it says... D OUOSVAVV M?! What the hell?!
Contributions
Keith Prestwich suggested Rabid and Rabish purchase a haunted catamaran
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