Audit (Senses)
2007-09-14
Repitition
I feel like I've already used this gag? Of the qualia filter? Weird.
Transcription
Rabid: Aw, CRAP! The Intestinal Revenue Service is going to audit me!!
Rabid: It's really stressful: none of my records are in any order and I even totally just forgot to file a couple years ago.
Dr Quickly: There! You've now officially declared internal bankruptcy.
Rabid: Oh! I felt it turn on. Thank you for helping with this, it's quite embarrassing.
Rabish: Aren't you hungry?
Rabid: Bankruptcy removes the flavour from food, and renders the texture identical to mucilage.
Rabid: All the qualia are routed through this bandpass filter that prevents the recognition of high-quality sense perceptions.
Rabish: But only your perception is altered! It's actually still quite completely delicious!
Rabid: Good point! I'll eat the delicious food!!
Contributions
Keith Prestwich suggested Rabid is audited by the Intestinal Revenue Service
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