Clerk: Uh, yeah -- looks like we have TWO packages for you.
Rabid: Oh boy! Here's the tie back, by the way.
Rabish: So you ordered...
Rabid: A CRAB HAT!!
Dude: Who's the fab cat in the crab hat?
Dame: I'm feeling CRUSTACEAN ELATION!
Rabid: THAT is what going outside wearing a crab hat is like.
Rabish: Oh aye?
Rabish: What's the other package?
Rabid: "In the event I disappear or die, this is to be delivered to Rabid"
Rabid: Oh! Oh... it's Noel's... will.