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Rabish: What are you watching?
The Television: AND THE CROWD GOES WILD FOR ANTI-CHEF GERALD'S INEDIBLE PERFORMANCE!
Rabid: The semipro antifood cookoffs. How did this get so popular?
Rabish: And how is it that there are actual PROFESSIONAL anti-chefs?!
Rabid: Yeah!
Noel Mauvais: My fellow collaborators in the glorious ART-CRIME syndicate! I am SO happy you could join me here in our secret headquarters deep beneath the Louvre on the eve... of the dawn... of a NEW MILLENIUM!!
Noel Mauvais: Let us join together to make a most NIGHTMARISH form of cuisine and thereby complete the elevation of the 'Chef' to his rightful place as a GOD by denying the 'eater of food' completely!!
Noel Mauvais: Soon, all chefs will strive for INEDIBILITY, and all who hunger will turn to BORING FOOD -- FOREVER!!
Rabid: Bleh, this is disheartening. Let's go out for dinner.
Rabish: We can't...
Rabish: All the restaurants that aren't exclusively 'dinner theatre' can only afford to stay open two days a week -- this isn't one of those days.
Rabid: Oh yeahhh...
Rabid: Good thing high-quality ingredients and supplies are basic consumer items now! Let's stay in and cook from one of my inexpensive cookbooks!
Rabish: Yay!
Noel Mauvais: NOOOOOOOO! MY PLAAAAAN!!!