Pandemic (soup)
2008-01-25
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Transcription
Rabid: I'm so sick! You can tell because torrents of mucous are pouring from my eye sockets!!
Rabish: My teeth are swollen!!
Dr Quickly: Look! I replaced all your blood with chicken soup! You'll be better in no time at all!!
Rabid: Does... does it have rice or noodles in it, please?
Dr Quickly: It can be arranged!
Dr Quickly: I trimmed your teeth down to size and made you scrimshaw bunnies from the leftovers!
Rabish: So cute!!
Rabid: THANK YOU FOR THE TRANSFUSION!! NOW I HAVE ULTRAHEALTH!!
Dr Quickly: Oh my!!
Rabish: My teeth unswoll and now they're too small to chew with!!
Rabid: I'LL PUNCH! THE FOOD INTO EDIBLE PASTE!!
Rabid: THIS DOG KEEPS FOLLOWING ME AROUND AND LICKING ME BECAUSE OF THE DELICIOUS SMELL OF MY SOUPY BLOOD?!
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Zusty! suggested Everyone is sick, in hilarious and improbable ways.
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