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<<KNOCK KNOCK>>
Rabish: Is that the front door? Who could possibly be knocking at this late hour?
Rabid: Oh, sure, go and check. Sure...
<<KNOCK KNOCK>>
Rabish: Seems silly to keep a bookshelf in front of the door. Christopher Alexander says "FAIL!"
Rabish: And to have to prise boards off the door! How tedious can it get?
Zombies: RARR
Rabish: Ack! Zombies!
<<BLAM>>
Rabid: I was being sarcastic when I said "go and check"!

