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Rabish: You're looking primeval!
Rabid: MORE LIKE... CHAOTIC!!
<<CRACKLE>>
Rabid: THIS COMB UNDOES THE KINKS IN MY BASIC FIBRES AND CLEANS UP MY ENERGY!!
Dr Quickly: GAH! The unearthly light of pure creation!! Did someone find the subtle comb?! Bad enough that I had misplaced it!!
Rabid: HERE YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK I'M DONE
<<Toss!!>>
Dr Quickly: You fool! You've doomed us all!!
Rabid: OH THIS FEELS WEIRD
<<snap!>>
<<BROMORABOBOOM>>
Teacher: You see, class, the universe exists with the physical constants it has so that we can have beautiful and fine hair. This is known as the Pilaceous Principle.
Contributions
Reproductive abyss suggested Rabid is growing chaotic with the help of his handy pocket-comb.
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Another redesign. I've clearly got a lot of free time.

