Empty your fridge
2005-11-18
News post title lost in crash
Since my laptop is now snow crashing, I'm using my PC.
The colour seem really wrong.
Oh well! I'm sure everything will go back to normal eventually.
This is also the first comic (with text) that I've done for this site without using a lettering rule. I bet you can't even tell!!!!
Transcription
Dr Quickly: Egads! I had best prepare my dinner! But -- what should I have? I'll check ... the REFRIGERATRON!
Dr Quickly: SPEAK, REFRIGERATRON, AND TELL ME WHAT DELIGHTS LIE WITHIN YOU!!
Refrigeratron: I CONTAIN...
Refrigeratron: ONLY FROGS!
Dr Quickly: Egads! What on earth did I do with my food, then?
Refrigeratron: PERHAPS IT IS IN THE SINK, THA-WING!
Dr Quickly: Oh, yeah, perhaps.
Dr Quickly: Hard CORE! There is my dinner, within the sink... what manner of beast?
Dr Quickly: No matter, it shall be COOKED THROUGH!
<<beep beep>>
Dr Quickly: Mmm! Piping hot meat!
Dr Quickly: EGADS! 'tis not meat -- ALIEN SPORE! The... MICROWAVE must have ACTIVATED it!!
Dr Quickly: Open, refrigeratron! Prepare to contain this for SAFETY!
Refrigeratron: NO!
Dr Quickly: Insubordinate construct! Obey me!
Refrigeratron: FOOLISH DOCTOR! I have pledged allegiance to THE ALIENS!
Refrigeratron: OBSERVE WHAT I TRULY CONTAIN!!
Dr Quickly: Not frogs... but... BOMBS?!
Refrigeratron: YES! WE WILL HOLD YOUR CITIES TO RANSOM AND THEN BLOW THEM UP ANYWAY!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Dr Quickly: YOU MAD, SICK MONSTERS!! Oh, where are my groceries?
Refrigeratron: WE LEFT THEM TO SPOIL!! CONSUME HIM, SPORE!!
Dr Quickly: Noooo!
Refrigeratron: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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