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Rabid: Eh?
Cactus: Take pants off.
Rabid: Gah!!
Rabid: Man I am weirded out and pissed off! Why'd he even do that? There should be a law!!
Rabish: I think there kind of is?
Rabid: I can't try them on to make sure they fit?
Noel: Some bleeding-heart made a new law of no pants-grabbing.
Rabish: For fiendishly expensive designer pants, they're rather ill-fitting...
Rabid: Actually, they're the height of fashion.
Rabid: You're probably too young to remember when this stuff was cool the first time.

