Testing Jimothy
2005-12-03
News post title lost in crash
I didn't even pencil these first. You can probably tell because the lettering is too small to read.
Jimothy. I don't know who the guy with the beard is. Anyway.
Transcription
{{title-text: Part One}}
Jimothy: How much water do you need to survive?
Beard Guy: Well, for how long?
Jimothy: For the next six minutes!
Beard Guy: Gosh, I could probably get by just with the water I've got on me.
Jimothy: ARE YOU SURE?
Beard Guy: You are being ominous, but... 5 NINES.
Jimothy: HA HA HA OKAY!!
<<ZAM!>>
Beard Guy: NOOO I AM TRAPPED IN THE FIREY HOT SUN ARRRGH
Jimothy: That'll learn 'em.
Beard Guy: I could really use a glass of water.
{{title-text: Part Two}}
Jimothy: My magical powers are beyond HUMAN COMPREHENSION! So stop being a damn poseur.
Beard Guy: Aww.
Beard Guy: I just thought you might like a, like, assistant.
Jimothy: Look -- if you're going to... even... I don't WANT an assistant. ESPECIALLY one that's so...
Beard Guy: Fancy?
Jimothy: Oh, that's NOT what I was going to say!
Beard Guy: I am not going to admit defeat! You wait here and I will return with a BETTER OUTFIT!
Jimothy: Balls to THAT.
[[Jimothy eats a sandwich on a park bench.]]
Beard Guy: OH MAN I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND YOU FOR DAYS! THERE YOU ARE! CHECK ME OUT!!
Jimothy: Oh CRAP.
Beard Guy: I'm like 500% less fancy! Catsuits are SUBTLE and SNEAKY! I can be your assistant and NO-ONE WILL NOTICE ME!
A Child: Waaaah! Mommy!
A Dog: GRRR
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