Comic for 2008-11-17

Transcription

Dr Quickly: Okay folks! Going to try something different tonight... Welcome to the inaugural OPEN MIC night here at "Noel's Just Beans"!! First up, the magnificent SPACE FROG!

Space Frog: ACTUALLY MY STAGE NAME IS BUFO THE MAGNIFICENT HI I'M A WIZARD NOW LOOK AT THIS PERFECTLY NORMAL ORANGE

Space Frog: HOLY CRAP WHERE DID IT GO THAT'S RIGHT MAGIC
<<APPLAUSE APPLAUSE>>

Dr Quickly: Such a grand illusion! Up next is Rabid who will perform some conceptual... performance thing! He say it's good!
Rabid: Oh crap I can't find my "almost=pinecone"! It's the main prop!!

Dr Quickly: I'm sure he'll be ready to go any moment now.
Rabid: Could you go up and read the introduction while I get this can open?
Rabish: The words shaped like ducks... am I supposed to shout those?
Rabid: Yes.

Rabid: WHERE IS THE CHEESE? WHERE? WHERE IS IT?! THE CHEESE!
<<beeeee beeeee beeeee beeeeee>>
Audience: BOOOOOOOO AWFUL

Rabid: Screw all you haters who don't understand art! I'm gonna go home and play Battletoads!
<<beeeee>>
Audience: GO AWAY STOP HURTING US WITH YOUR STUPID ART

Dr Quickly: Okay, uh... things will get better. We've got plenty more excitement and far fewer bees lined up for the rest of the evening. Please stick around.
<<beeeee>>
Noel: As if the rats weren't enough of a problem!!