Comic for 2005-12-27

Transcription

[[Rabid and Dr Quickly watch television.]]
<<sounds of violent action>>
<<the speech of evil creatures>>

Rabid: Why do trolls and other evil creatures fear the night [sic: should be "sun"] so?
Dr Quickly: They are mostly water!
Rabid: Aren't we, too?

Dr Quickly: Yes, but whereas we are liquid water, their evil nature boils them into steamy and easily sublimated rage; the sun's heat exacerbates the situation...

Dr Quickly: This is why a thunderstorm -- caused by clouds piling from pressure waves -- presages evil. The steam changes weather patterns!

Dr Quickly: No villian, however cold, lacks a core of boiling rage!
[[He holds up a book which reads in part: "The abominable snowman's firey heart is used to heat the homes of the mountain dwelling" &c.]]

[[Noel has a teakettle on her head, steaming.]]
Henchdude: Oh, hey, oh boss! My tea can be made now, yay!
Noel Mauvais: Sigh...