2006-01-10: Paging Doctor Walter Freeman
I seem to be getting more casual with my comic production -- I hardly pencil anything any more, let alone use a lettering guide. This means, however, I'm more likely to make typos.
These are a pain to fix! And sometimes I forget! Oh well.
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Rabid: I really want a... hot dog! Do you sell hot dogs? <<ANGER & FRUSTRATION>> Clerk: YOU! EATER OF THINGS! YOU I DENY!! I YOU DENY!! Clerk: I'VE GOT IMPLEMENTS WITH "WITCH" I'LL FIX FOR GOOD YER WAGOON!! A SHIVVY SCREWDRIVER, IS LIKE! YEW PISSY HANDBASKET! I'LL CONCEIVE OF GRISLIED DEMISIONS! Rabid: What is the source and dimension of this hate I feel sprung upon me? I harbour no ill-will, no-how! Clerk: SHUT UP! NO-ONE CARES FOR THE AIRS YOU PUT ON! Rabid: Sheesh, take a CHILL PILL! Clerk: Heck NO! It -- it's probably FILLED with RAISINS and EARWIGS! Dr Quickly: ! Dr Quickly: WHO are you and what do you WANT? Clerk: I... I don't know! But I suspect you are ALSO a party responsible for our torment! MY torment! Dr Quickly: There, there. I'm a doctor. Hold still so I can have a look. Clerk: Ahh! Ghhhach! Dr Quickly: THERE! A thorn in your brain! I'll pluck it out forthwith! [[Blood spurts from the clerk's head.]] Clerk: I AM AT PEACE WITH THE WORLD AGAIN! Clerk: THANK-YOU FOR YOUR KIND SERVICE
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