Roommate: Of COURSE I'm going to a formal party! Can't you see what I'm wearing?
Roommate: So if you're staying in tonight, you should do some of the housework.
Rabid: Oh... okay.
Roommate: Do you mind staying in your room? I've brought some chick home.
Rabid: No, that's okay.
Rabish: Good morning! Such a gentleman to make tasty breakfasts!
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Rabid: Uh... lady?
Rabish: You have a roommate?
Rabid: The guy who brought you here last night?
Rabid: BUT HIS ROOM WAS RIGHT HERE!!