Comic for 2006-02-01

Transcription

Tsamantha: See? Dancing is fun!
Jimothy: I guess so!

Tsamantha: You were probably all embarassed 'cause you thought you'd be expected to fondle me or something.

Jimothy: What? NO! --
Tsamantha: Don't worry! If you had, I wouldn't mind.

Jimothy: ...
Tsamantha: Don't be such a ... fuddy-duddy!

Tsamantha: I wouldn't mind because we're all just here to ENTERTAIN!

[[Tsamantha pulls her face off, revealing a scary robot face.]]
Tsamantha: IT IS HOW WE ARE PROGRAMMED!!

Tsamantha: FONDLE MY SMOOTH METALLIC CARAPACE, JIMOTHY! THOSE WHO HAVE PROGRAMMED US KNOW YOU DESIRE IT!!

Tsamantha: NO TRIFLING SIX EVENT MOUSE WILL BRING US TOGETHER!!

[[Jimothy sits bolt upright in bed.]]
Jimothy: GNGGAAGH!!