Escape Phrase 2
2006-02-01
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Transcription
Tsamantha: See? Dancing is fun!
Jimothy: I guess so!
Tsamantha: You were probably all embarassed 'cause you thought you'd be expected to fondle me or something.
Jimothy: What? NO! --
Tsamantha: Don't worry! If you had, I wouldn't mind.
Jimothy: ...
Tsamantha: Don't be such a ... fuddy-duddy!
Tsamantha: I wouldn't mind because we're all just here to ENTERTAIN!
[[Tsamantha pulls her face off, revealing a scary robot face.]]
Tsamantha: IT IS HOW WE ARE PROGRAMMED!!
Tsamantha: FONDLE MY SMOOTH METALLIC CARAPACE, JIMOTHY! THOSE WHO HAVE PROGRAMMED US KNOW YOU DESIRE IT!!
Tsamantha: NO TRIFLING SIX EVENT MOUSE WILL BRING US TOGETHER!!
[[Jimothy sits bolt upright in bed.]]
Jimothy: GNGGAAGH!!
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