2009-10-28: IKEA Ancestors (Lengijarn Mestrbein)
When resurrected into the body of a distant ancestor, it's always a good idea to pig out at a bistro. You can skip the horse meat I guess if you feel that way but are you really going to have that dried-out demi poulet à l'estragon instead?
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Rabish: I can't believe you're okay with a computer table called "JERKER". [[ Rabid is distracted, seeing the new DESEKRATOR chair. ]] [[ He reaches out for it. ]] Rabish: Isn't the seat a bit high for you? [[ He touches it. ]] The Ghost of Lengijarn Mestrbein: HA HA! I HAVE RETURNED!! The Ghost of Lengijarn Mestrbein: We shall roast a dozen horses in honour of the sea-hag who preserved me. Rabish: Ew! Space Frog: ONE ENTIRE HORSE AN EXCELLENT CHOICE SIR DO YOU WANT SWEET POTATO OR REGULAR FRITES The Ghost of Lengijarn Mestrbein: What The Ghost of Lengijarn Mestrbein: This horseflesh is sweet and tender -- why are you eating worms instead? Rabish: Snails. The Ghost of Lengijarn Mestrbein: Not bad food for a tavern filled with argr cattle-fondlers! Space Frog: I KNOW RIGHT The Ghost of Lengijarn Mestrbein: NO! THE MAGIC FADES! I DIE AGAIN! WHAT ABOUT MY TARTE TATIN?!
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