2009-10-30: IKEA Ancestors (and other classic horror films)
I can't sit through "OOPS! ALL BUGS" but the rest of them are a blast. Okay the scene in "A Horrible Sneaky Beast" where the suckers pull the skin off... anyway! No spoilers.
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Announcer: THRILL TO THE NAME REMOVED HALLOWEEN HORROR SEXTUPLE FEATURE! YOU'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT!! [[ Rabid espies a humiliating chair made out of bones. ]] Rabid: The fools! Such disrespect for my ancestors. [[ Rabid lifts a floor tile and at a glance can detect trouble. ]] Rabid: Why, this IKEA is built on an ancient round-yellow-head burial ground! We've got to get out of here!! [[ Lightning strikes, the dead rise, it's too late. ]] Announcer: A BLOOD THIRST ... QUENCHED BY BLOOD! THE RISE OF THE IKEA ANCESTORS Rabid: This ottoman would look great in our living room! Rabid: It's so comfy! Rabish: Does it come in any other colours? Space Frog: GET OFFA MY STUMP Announcer: BEWARE THE VENGEFUL STUMP OF... THE HEADLESS HORSE-SPACE-FROG Rabid: Excuse me, sir, do you work here? Rabish: How'd it get so dark? Rabid: Sir? We'd like to order some kitchen cabinets... [[ BUT HE HAS NO FACE!!! ]] Dr Quickly: MMMFFFFF Announcer: SHUDDER IN FEAR! QUAKE IN HORROR! AT... THE MAN WITHOUT A FACE Rabid: These meatballs taste weird. [[ Many worms come out of the half-eaten meatball. ]] Rabid: Oh hell no! [[ Many worms come out of Rabid. ]] Announcer: YOU WON'T FINISH YOUR POPCORN... IT'LL FINISH YOU!! OOPS! ALL BUGS Rabish: How'd I get into the basement? Rabid? Are you down here too? Voice: I'M DOWN HERE Rabish: Why is your voice totally different? Voice: I DUNNO IT'S TOO HARD TO TELL Rabish: Okay! Announcer: YOU'LL NEVER FEEL SAFE IN DANK CAVES FILLED WITH CORPSES AGAIN! A HORRIBLE SNEAKY BEAST Rabid: I feel like this is a big, appropriate step in our relationship, buying furniture together. Rabish: Hee hee! Rabid: Let us celebrate, passionately. Rabish: What, here? Okay!! Rabish: OW!! << BITE >> Announcer: THE PERFECT DATE MOVIE (not suitable for persons under 18 unless "mature for their age") RELATIONSHIP WITH A VAMPIRE
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