Rabid: Actually, no, this ISN'T a good time; I'm about to eat dinner.
Rabid: A once in a lifetime offer? Baloney. I'm not interested!!
Rabid: Grow a clue, chump! I'm hanging up!!
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Rabid: Okay, fine. What are you selling?
Rabid: When you sign up, be sure to use my referral code! It's a completely ingenious system! We'll be rich!!
Rabish: You're an IDIOT!!
Rabid: No I'm not! It's not, uh, a pyramid scheme or anything! Because there's no payment. ... sort of ... I mean, you just sell your soul.
Dr Quickly: He can't even do that! I have all our souls locked up in high yield savings accounts! That's what your monthly stipend comes from.
Dr Quickly: I gotta call him right away.
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