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[[Jimothy holds the day's handout. It is a comic.]]
Rabid: Gosh, Dr. Quickly! What's the EMERGENCY?
Dr Quickly: My special cheese -- THE INVENTION -- turned! This stupid bag HAS FAILED! It let too much air ESCAPE!
Rabid: Uh, could you PHRASE that more clearly?
Dr Quickly: When the lobster is ACTIVATED, it should seal the bag.
Rabid: YOU ARE joking, right?
Dr Quickly: The lobster senses that it is IN MORTAL DANGER so it clamps the bag extra tight.
Rabid: What do you call this strange invention, PLEASE?
Dr Quickly: The Zip-Lobster!
Rabid: ...
Dr Quickly: You do not RESPOND?
Rabid: It is a stupid name.
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