Rabid: So how'd you two meet?
Rabot: ... online! ha ha...
Rabid: Don't be embarrassed -- that's the age we live in.
Rabid: So how do you two -- uh -- I -- uh -- probably sound really narrow-minded, but how--
Rabot: Dude! This is our FIRST DATE! Seriously!
Rabid: NO! That's not what I meant! It's just -- how do you TALK to a LAMP?
Rabot: You didn't tell me --
Rabot: OF COURSE I read your profile -- it said you were an "illumination deployer" ... I just figured that meant "fancy teacher"!
Rabot: Fine! GO home! Maybe you left some LIGHTS on!