Dr Quickly: Well, why does ANYONE go on a quest? I'm trying to obtain a special power!
Rabid: Hee hee!
Rabid: Perhaps the unicorn you seek... has been inside you all along!
Dr Quickly: That's STUPID.
Rabid: Well... get off my mountain, JERK!
Dr Quickly: I'm already leaving, loser! Nice try!
[[ Dr Quickly finds, via a Unicorn Test, that there IS a unicorn inside him. ]]