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Granular Dilemma (assortment)

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2010-11-03: Granular Dilemma (assortment)

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{{ title: Big Beefcake Challenge }}

Dr Quickly: You only win the Big Beefcake Challenge if you can eat it ALL!
Rabid: !!

Dr Quickly: Lick those crumbs up!
<< LICK LICK >>

[[ Rabid won. ]]

 {{ title: You forgot to run the tests before you deployed to production }}

Rabish: So it looks like the transaction cache is running low, which slams the object store hard enough to starve the GC threads, so the whole cache is timed out dirty...

Rabish: ... by the time the controller gets instantiated.
Rabid: Can... we... fix it... ?!

Rabish: Yeah, we just cache in larger chunks... there!
<< TYPE TYPE >>
Rabid: It's ... fixed?

 {{ title: Omniscient? More like... "Gone Fishin'"!! }}

Deity: YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR EVIL IS TO COUNT ALL THE GRAINS OF SAND
Noel: Nuts!

Noel: Can I at least pick a single frozen moment in time so it's a fixed quantity?
Deity: SURE OK?

Noel: I pick today's date 8 BILLION YEARS AGO, before this planet formed, so the count is ZERO ALL DONE!
Deity: UFF-DAH!

 {{ title: Freaking Slimes }}

Rabid: HAAIIIIII --

Rabid: YA!
<< BLOP >>

[[ Later... ]]
Rabish: Okay, they should be soluble now!
Rabid: Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

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