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Cutest girl in school: Sorry, Li'l Beefy, but Handsome Johnny already asked me to the dance plus also you're awful.
Dr Quickly: You failed the remedial test, sooo... looks like summer school.
Big Dude: Hey jus so y'know me an a buncha th'guys took turns pissin' on yer backpack.
Angry dog: RAWF RAR AWRF
Dr Quickly: You ruined ANOTHER backpack? Straight to your room, no dinner!
Email: All paid accounts in this guild have been terminated because guild member BIGBEEF is so bad at the game.
Dr Quickly: No computer!
Li'l Beefy: Phooey.