Fresh Dough / My new job kind of sucks...
2005-08-02
Noodles and cussing
Noodles are one of my favourite things. (Robots, Sandwiches, Dumplings... the list goes on but remains ridiculous) I wish someone owed me noodles. I want noodles. I had a great big dinner and I still want to go cook some noodles.
Cussing is kind of one of my favourite things that I am ashamed of. A good cuss is a wonderful thing. Normally I try to be more creative than falling back on the standard "four-letter words" (pear, blot, stab, loaf, and "DVDs") but sometimes it is nice to just scream out some bad language and let the world know that you are in a foul mood.
Anyway, the second comic today has a swear word in it, so if you are a young child or carry a sensitive soul, mentally replace the second-last word in today's second comic with "UNPLEASANT".
On further consideration, that would have been a funnier bit of dialogue. Shit.
Transcription
{{title-text: Fresh Dough}}
Space Frog: I'M NOT MADE OF NOODLES!
Rabid: I'm not looking for... noodles... I'm looking for money.
Space Frog: WHAT? I don't owe you ANYTHING!
Space Frog: ... except noodles.
{{title-text: My new job kind of sucks...}}
[[I'm sitting in a cubicle, talking on the telephone.]]
Me: Yeah -- I got this new job -- no -- no, I get paid for making myself feel bad.
My Boss: Well, Nick, you've been doing such a good job and clocking so much overtime, we've decided to give you a raise!
Me: What GOOD does it DO me when my LIFE is SHIT?!
My Boss: Attaboy!
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