My brain is pretty much always coming up with stupid puns and clever ideas like this. Clever, he says. Ugh.

Zeno's Mom: Li'l Zeno! Dinnertime!
Li'l Zeno: Coming, mom!

[[Li'l Zeno is motionless.]]

Li'l Zeno: Oh no! I can't move! I'll miss dinner!

Zeno's Mom: I told you not to hang around that awful Parmenides boy!