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Tablespoon (Feds)

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2006-11-22: Tablespoon (Feds)


Phyllo pastry, eh?

It's good stuff.

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Rabid: So what do you call this fabulous new invention?
Dr Quickly: A... TABLESPOON!!

Dr Quickly: DELICATELY I lever the layers of figures in my spread shets. Tabular data cupped in its gentle metal bowl! Oh yes! With it, cooking the books is a short order!

Rabid: You talk about your ledgers as if they're phyllo pastry... How does this spoon WORK?!

Dr Quickly: And it is specially measured to cut the "mustard" -- the curve of the depression precisely set up to... to make...
Dr Quickly: ... to make up...
Dr Quickly: ... OK it is a reg'lar spoon.

Dr Quickly: But my ledgers ARE phyllo pastry -- and the FEDS are BUSTIN' DOWN THE DOOR... So grab a spoon and get CRAMMIN'!!
Rabid: Yay!

Noel Mauvais: WHAT? you ATE all the EVIDENCE?! I guess we'll have to GARNISH your WAGES!! You'll get the ELECTRIC CHERRY!!

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