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Cannot (dogless fur)

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2006-11-27: Cannot (dogless fur)

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This comic was initiated via a suggestion given through the form on the front page! From "Wulfo", the seed panel was described thusly: Dr Quickly is reading a newspaper, bellowing "I cannot allow this to happen!"

Thank you, Wulfo! Whoever you are, you magical beast.

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Dr Quickly: I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN!!

Dr Quickly: Read it back.
Rabot: Ahem! "Dear sirs: I noticed your call for entries in a science contest while perusing the daily news. However, the rigid categories for entrants preclude my own admission as the skills I represent are not so easily... er... CONTRAMPULATED... I don't think that's a word.

Dr Quickly: What do you mean, DISQUALIFIED?!
Admissions Secretary: You have SLOPPY TECHNIQUE. This isn't a contest for MAD science.

Dr Quickly: BUT I MADE "DOGLESS FUR TREES"!! For people with ALLERGIES!! It's BRILLIANT!!

<<TOSS!!>>
Dr Quickly: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!! YOU HAVE PUNY MENTALITIES!! I'LL STOMP ON YOUR CRUMBY IDEAS!

Dr Quickly: Alright, genetically engineered freak army of adjudicating sycophants: WHO WIN IT?
Sycophants: YOU WIN IT!!

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