Name Removed Comics by Nick Wolfe: 2007-02-23 Breaking the Fourth Panel: Blood Money

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2007-02-23: Breaking the Fourth Panel: Blood Money

Okay

Here is one I did. I don't like it.

Next week I will get back to drawing comics. But keep sending in these things!

This comic is in the following storylines:

Filler
Not quite comics, not quite purposeful material. But damned if I'm going to miss an update IF I MISS AN UPDATE I'M NOT A PROFESSIONAL CARTOONIST.
Breaking the Fourth Panel
This is a weird series I did where people could write new words in a comic I assembled out of the fourth panels of my own comics. Something like that.

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Space Frog: ACCORDING TO THE CALCULATIONS OF BOTH MY PRINTING CALCULATOR AND MY PSYCHIC PHALLUS YOU MUST PAY ME NOT IN MONEY BUT IN BLOOD HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Rabid: SINCE SPACE FROG BEGAN REQUIRING MURDER TO SHOP AT HIS POPULAR STORE THE PHONE HAS BEEN RINGING OFF THE HOOK WITH REPORTERS TRYING TO GET A SCOOP...
<<Ring ring>>

Noel: I AM WITH THE COPS! SO TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MURDER STORE!!
Dr Quickly: I... I DIDN'T BUY MY MONOCOLE THERE!
Noel: LIES!!

Rabid: YOU SAID TO!!
Space Frog: MURDER IS THE MOST TERRIBLE CRIME YOU SUCKER!!

Rabish: RABID HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO ULTRADEATH...
Rabot: OUCH
Dr Quickly: WE ARE ALL IN FOR IT, NOW!

Rabid: IT TURNS OUT ULTRADEATH IS JUST LIKE BEING ALIVE, EXCEPT YOU ARE NOT ALIVE! I HAVE BEEN ULTRADEAD FOR SEVERAL WEEKS NOW AND CAN'T REALLY TELL THE DIFFERENCE. I RECOMMEND IT!

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