Dr Quickly: I have been inspired to create an innovatedly inspired invention -- inspired by TELEVISION! I call it MOUSTACHE PROJECTION!

Dr Quickly: The easiest way to use it is to attach a nicely sized moustache (or some visual analog) to the end of a dowel. Hours of slightly less passive entertainment!
Rabid: Ha ha the president is a beardo!
Rabish: So's his lady!

Space Frog: IF YOU ARE WEALTHY LIKE ME SUSPEND YOUR MOUSTACHE ELEGANTLY FROM A FISHING ROD
Television Character: Why are you smirking?
Other Television Character: In another world perhaps you have a "fu manchu"

Dr Quickly: And of course you don't have to restrict yourself to facial hair!
Rabot: Ha ha! The television person has a cat for a head!
Cat: Grrr

Television News Announcer: After this break: Dr Quickly's new "TV Modifying" invention -- can it be used for EVIL as well as FUN?
Rabid: Oh no! The news crawler tells me to give all my money to Noel! Drat!
Noel: Heh heh

[[Dr Quickly hangs a TV set from a fishing rod in front of an open book.]]
Rabish: This book was so boring until Dr Q helped out!
Dr Quickly: Glad to be of service!