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2007-10-31: Cowering (crack goblin)

This comic is in the following storylines:

• Variations
  A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved.
• The Orange Genie
  What happens when an orange mysteriously peels itself? The very foundations of the earth shake, for a new World King walks upon the lands.

This comic includes the contribution:

• The same bear suggested: Doctor Quickly, cowering, says, "I knew it would work."

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Dr Quickly: I knew it would work!

Dr Quickly: I may have to be a SECRET UNDERGROUND world king to hide from the orange genie, but I'm still a WORLD KING, so WHATEVER!!
<<beep>>

Dr Quickly: What! My secret underground vault laboratory has been overrun by CRACK GOBLINS!!
Goblins: squeak! chirp! honk!

Dr Quickly: This heavy filing cabinet should seal up the crack and keep them out for good.

Dr Quickly: Now they're sending terrible stinky gases through the crack! I'll tape it shut for good!

Dr Quickly: Well! That takes care of all goblins forever! Time to be WORLD KING!!
Goblin: ?

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